The Epic Tale of Greg "HUGE" Hall

In the beginning, there was nothing. Nothing.....except Greg Hall. Greg Hall was HUGE.
He controlled all space. His days were filled with three things: working out, internet
businesses, and protein shakes. Life as a HUGE guy was good. One day in the year Greg 14, Greg decided that something was missing in his HUGE life. He needed a planet to rule in HUGENESS. In those times, years were named by the number of times Greg could bench press all things. We are currently living in Greg 3012. On this epic day, following a near eternal bicep workout, Greg Hall consumed a protein shake as he always did. He used his HUGE-vision to scour the universe for his planet. He finally settled on a small planet in the milky way galaxy. (Greg names galaxies after candy bars since he doesn't feel they deserve protein bar names.) He created water on this planet, so he could have protein shakes, gyms so that he could work out, and lifeso people would support his internet businesses. Finally, there was one place Greg could live in peace. The only thing missing was a signature outfit for Greg to rule his new planet in. He found this during a breezy day in Greg 2419. During a routine month-long leg workout, Greg accidently over-pressed the state of Montana, crushing all 31 people living there. The only remaining building in the state was a factory specializing in the production of the stylish jean shorts known as "jorts." Greg Hall had found his style and revolutionized fashion for all eternity. Even today jorts are still the uniform of choice for all public and private schools.Today, thousands of Greg Years (GY) after the unexplainable belch, there is peace. Greg lives comfortably and continues his daily workouts, web-browsing, and protein shake-consumption. In the last 200 Greg Years he has also found a new hobby: tanning. His legend and HUGENESS live on, and children today still aspire to reach his size. He even has his own measurement of size: 1.00 GH. GH = Greg Halls. 1.00 GH is only attainable by Greg Hall. Famous celebrities and their GH level:

The Rock: 0.70 GH
Chuck Norris: 0.76 GH
Pro Body builder Ronnie Coleman: 0.89 GH
American Gladiator Titan: 0.81 GH
NHL player Zdeno Chara (6'9'' 254lbs): 0.87 GH
NFL defensive lineman Michael Strahan: 0.85 GH